My kindergarten students don't really know what a school principal actually does at school.
On the first day of school, they saw me mopping the floor of the restroom because the urinal was overflowing and my custodian was outside mowing the yard. "Are you the janitor?"
Next they saw me comforting one of their friends crying and I was applying an ice pack to a big bump on her head. "Are you the nurse?"
And my favorite from the mouth of a five year old: I told her that people come to me and I try to help them solve their problems. "You're a psychologist!"